Tic to the Tac

TicTacs are strange.



I don't have any radical stance on them, so pull your hands out of your pants. They're not a candy, they're not satisfying enough to be a candy. And I'll be darned if they're a breath mint, they're not strong enough. They're like some kind of crazy hybrid, so you can eat them like they're candy under the guise of "oh, it's a breath freshener", and not feel like a fatty mc fat fat. Deep down inside however, you know they're not. They're a soulless beast stuck in sugar good limbo.

But that's beside the point.

There are some tictac ads that have been running for a while that are just about the hottest thing ever.

Every time they come on I cum on.

There's some girl with hair and eyes and she popping all over the screen telling you about how great tic tacs are or something. All I hear is.

"Image making out with me while I have the entire contents of a tic tac pack in my mouth!"

Now I'd love to show you a picture of this hottie, or better yet, a video of the ad, BUT THEY DON'T EXIST!

I've spent the last 6 hours trying to find anything I can about this ad, and NOTHING!!!!
IT'S LIKE A PHANTOM AD THAT NOONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!

The end.