Tie

I had a quiet word over orange juice with the governor this morning. He liked my tie, and wondered what was written on it. I told him truthfully that I didn't have a clue what it said.
He sympathised with me, saying that he had a tie like that as well but he didn't know what it said either. However, he admitted that generally in public he pretended to know what it said and I whispered to him, "If the Ladies ask, I tell them its all about love." and the governor was like "F*ck yeah! Me too!".

We hit it off.