James and Campbell's Ladies: God's Guitar.

24.8.05

This is why lady Christians pray.
Because if God answers, he sends his son Jesus down with this guitar to rawk your fucking socks off.

At 1:01 AM, August 25, 2005, theguycalledtom said...: That burns my eyes.

and not in a good way.
At 3:38 AM, August 25, 2005, listsanddiagrams said...: You know what's fan-TAS-tic? The thought that you came across that picture, SOMEhow, and the first thing that entered your head was Christians.

"Hey, a guitar shaped like a big cock and balls. I BET THE CHRISTIANS WOULD LOVE THAT!!!! THAT'S PROBABLY THE REASON FOR THEIR WHOLE RELIGION!!!!111oneone"

I love it Campbell, I really do. Don't ever stop blogging. Evar.
At 8:34 AM, August 25, 2005, Campbell said...: Well, it's obviously the greatest guitar ever in the history of everything.

So I had to ask myself, "Who would play/own the greatest guitar in the history of everything?"

Obviously God would, obviously.

When Christians play it's like music fans hoping that their favorite band will tour to their city.