Valentines Bullcrap.

I think I read somewhere that Valentines Day is coming up.

Sometimes it's fun, sometimes not.
I recently stumbled across something that has to potential to revolutionize Valentines Day FOREVER AND A DAY AND THEN A VALENTINES DAY AND FOREVER AGAIN!!!!!!!



If a lady gifted me with this garment on the day of Valentines, I WOULD MARRY THEM FOREVER!
MY ICY HEART WOULD MELT INTO A PATHETIC PUDDLE OF GOOEY CRAP ON THE FLOOR!

OR PERHAPS IT WOULD BREAK APART INTO TETRIS SHAPED BLOCKS WHICH COULD THEN BE EITHER DEEP FRIED, OR DIPPED IN A DIPPING SAUCE DIPPERY!

OR ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!

RAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!

VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone/..