Ladies of November

There is something really special about the month of November.

In Perth, November brings the real summer. You thought it was summer in October, but BAM, November brings a whole new world of heat. It's not the heat on your skin that first lets you know its November. It's the ladies on your eyes.

Hair salons in Perth must consume 90% of the world wide market share of peroxide in November. I swear hemlines on dresses and skirts are higher then ever before. Fake tanning salons drive the local economy and the beaches are swarmed in crowds.

All of this hottness is all very well... but there is something so much more to this month. Something Amazing.

The one thing above all else, that proves that November is the most special month of the year is the fact that a huge portion of the women on my list "The Greatest Ladies of ALL TIME", were BORN in November! To get on this list you can't just be some hottie walking down the street, a lady has to be absolutely incredible! THEY MUST BLOW MY MIND.

Do you realise what I'm saying??? November! November! November!
It's "The Zone". Look at the ladies on the right! AAAHHHH!!!!

THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WERE BORN IN NOVEMBER!

IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT!

Well, at least in my world. What a world it is.

Happy Birthday November Ladies, I salute you!

Love,
James.

Your Greatest Admirer.