26.9.05

DOUBLE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!!!!!!

RINGS!


Ever been proposed to?

I'd ass-ume so. It happens to the best and the worst of us at some time.
I've been on the recieving end of at least twelve dozenteen propsals in my life time.
At least.

This puts me in the enviable position of being totally qualified to report to you on what happens when people propose.

And it goes, a little, something, like.... this....

So someone likes someone a lot, usually a girl liking a guy. Sometimes, a guy liking a girl. Other times, girls liking girls, or guys liking guys, or guys liking girls who like guys, or girls who like guys who like donkeys who like girls who like octopus'.

Then the ask the first party asks the second to marry them.

Then everyone has a total party.

This happened to me just yesterday.

Except it wasn't just a regular run of the mill proposal....

It was a total DOUBLE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL ATTACK STRAIGHT OUT OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

Two fantastic ladies double teamed my ass and blew me away.
In return, I think I will have to go and visit them next year and rawk New York city's mind with my fresh Australian styles.
Living off plastic bottled vodka and the 99c menu at Wendy's sounds intense.

LADIES... CONSIDER YOURSELVES.... WARNED!!!!!!!!

P.S. the answer is "yes"x2!

1 Comments:

At 9:08 AM, September 29, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey slut Laura and i want you to send us info on the location of your current dwelling. a package of plastic bottles filled with horrible but, oh so awesome vodka lacks a destination.

ciao

<3 MAVi (i am reverting back to my real name.)

by the wayyyyyyyy... what's your phone number again? i lost it but, i would like to leave you drunk voice msgs. So, i either need to find it or you need to hook a sista up.

 

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