IBS-D

Not much has been happening around here lately, so here is an outrageous piece of honesty.

There is a girl I know who gives me the "shits".

Literally.

I have come to this diagnosis after a number of years of consistent observations of this affliction immediately before, during or immediately after spending time in her company.

For the majority of you who will read this and make an immediate conclusion to the identity of this woman, I must correct you.  No, its not someone I dislike, it's quite the opposite.  It's somebody who I like so much that the very mention of her name makes my rectum quiver.  I should also note that I have no intention of ever having anal relations with her.

So there!